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Marge: Homer, you need to deliver this work to Lisa at school!
Homer: *groans* I have to go to school?!
Marge: You can do this before you go to work.
Homer: Now I have to go to work?!
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"Shake, get a flashlight. Meatwad, get behind the wheel and tell your buddy Dewey there to get the hell out of the fanhousing please!" ~ Frylock
Mario & Luigi Forever!
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Yay! You noticed they formed a heart! I was afraid they didn't look enough like one!
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Marge: Homer, you need to deliver this work to Lisa at school!
Homer: *groans* I have to go to school?!
Marge: You can do this before you go to work.
Homer: Now I have to go to work?!
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I changed my signature.
Yay for adorably romantic crazy straws!
And I'm so glad you think I can draw an on-model Burnsie! I just want to be able to draw Burns and Smithers as on-model as possible!
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Although my Lisa was pretty good, I think.
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I changed my signature.
Do they really have Simpsons coloring books?
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